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• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When you kill people they die
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• What I want to be when I grow up
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Going by the script when talking to people
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Where people go when people die
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People don't flail when they die
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• play dumb
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Her hair, tangled
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When the walls go down
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• It will be good when I am leader
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• When fog comes down the mountain
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Things to do when technology gets here
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When water chokes you
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• AI should be our top priority.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When I get like this
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Stoned music memories
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Automobile tire pressure
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• When things are known by a brand name
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I am blind when I want to be
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When Bobby Comes Down
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here

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