Findings:

• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Up Your Ass
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Jack Gets Up
• fuck up
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Fucked Up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When you wake up feeling old
• When did the World get so old?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• The Get Up Kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Everybody Get Up
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Her hair, tangled
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Fucked up ways to die
• People have fucked up before
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Get fucked, asshole!
• How to get your stuff voted up
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• We get too tense when we drive
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Strangers when we meet
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• when strangers tell me to smile
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• when people become strangers
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• What I want to be when I grow up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When We Grow Up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When Renny wakes up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When I Grow Up
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• You Fucked Up!
• Ken Lay
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Get the fuck out of my office
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Get it up
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Morrison's Lament
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Stoned music memories
• When I get mad I throw harder
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• When I get like this
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• I'll get there when I get there
• We get tangled up like wires
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Get Up, Stand Up
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• all the way up Reagan's ass

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