Findings:

• They might not need me - yet they might -
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• They want me for a focus group!
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• They inspire me
• They asked me to write a letter
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Where you can't find me
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They Know Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They love me in San Francisco
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They don't touch me the same way
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Can't change me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Before They Are Hanged
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• And They Believed Me!
• I know they are watching me
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They Don't Want Me
• They had been expecting me
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• They Flee From Me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• They are telling me it is time to go
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• The Department of They
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't inherit respect
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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