Findings:

• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• What if the world were flat?
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• Music was better in the old days
• The World Was Wide Enough
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• some say he was never here at all
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Dumb laws
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• for a moment the whole world was beautiful
• The Day the World was about to End
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• It was better before they came
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The world was designed for giant squid
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The world was black and white
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Before the World was Made
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• All you ever did was let it happen
• more sure of all I thought was true
• All he left her was alone
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• all it cost him was a Penny
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I remember when all this was trees
• I was a homeless bum
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• My hacked iPhone was better
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• His version was better
• Last year was always better
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It Was an Ancient Place, and a Holy Place
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Kilroy was here
• Madmen have a world all their own
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• wa
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• the promise of impending death is all around this place
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• was
• The world is not a terrible place
• No shit, there I was
• Was (Not Was)
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• dreaming about my place in the world
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• It was a dark and stormy night
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• World of Warcraft Slang: Places and Travel
• forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past
• hugs and kisses in all the right places
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• A Better Place, A Better Time
• How to make everything2 a better place
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The world's an imperfect place
• The Walrus was Paul
• Descartes was wrong
• Vancouver, Washington
• the seven hills of Rome
• don't spend it all in one place
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Ugliest place in the world
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• Trompe
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• 'T was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Why, of all places, Wal-Mart?
• a small black bag containing all secret places
• The world is all that is the case
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• Indifferent to all the treasures of the world
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• show me what the world is all about
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.
• we've all taken a stone from the holiest place
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• A better place
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Toilet Humor
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• Church of All Worlds
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The World's Most Dangerous Places
• the world really is a dope place to live in
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!

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