Findings:
- Names have been changed
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- "true" story about Poincaré's baker
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- I have more stories about trains for you
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Tell me a story about drains
- The Story About Ping
- Could have beens, should have beens
- you would have been
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Tell me a story about mains
- This is a story about
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
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- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- tell me a story about lesbians
- A story about a person I do not know
- A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
- The Story About Success
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- What have you been smoking?
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- AES may have been broken
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about trains
- You, standing
- A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
- I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
- Tell me a story about plains
- Interview With A Former Soccer Star
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- The way things have always been done
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Tell me a story about elephants
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- stories about strangers
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- A Story about Glittering Furniture
- Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- a story about archery
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- Three stories about pets
- Well-written node - pity about its name
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- A small story about Mia
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Tell me a story about rains
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- A story about Mia and the sea
- A Story About Mia and Space
- I want to hear about his day in person
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Two virgins about to have sex
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Could I Have Been?
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- A Story About Magic
- I know I have been dreaming
- What Might Have Been
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- The path we have been walking
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- I have always been burning
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- It could have been me
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- And All That Could Have Been
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- A short story about a tremendous difference of opinion
- Things techies should know about brand names
- A story about watertowers
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- A Story about Berlin
- Stories about Snakes
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- a story about the electrostatic force
- Two stories about a wedding band
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Two stories about Mia
- A Story about a Phone Call
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Tell me a story about cranes
- A story about Mia
- Eight stories about silk
- Stories about Mia (category)
- I have a bad feeling about this
- A story about Mia and church
- Another story about Mia
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- A story about Mia and stars
- Story about a man
- A short story about a relative
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- A Story about Mia's Shadow
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- I may or may not have been naked
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
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