Findings:
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- like nothing ever was
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- He Was Only Joking
- At least he was gentle
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- some say he was never here at all
- Before the World was Made
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- he doesn't talk
- He doesn't bite
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- One of the Greatest Things in the World
- I married him because he was not mean
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- Pull a trick
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- for a moment the whole world was beautiful
- The world, the flesh, and the devil
- The world was black and white
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Infinity Doesn't Exist
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
- The greatest drill command ever
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- greatest country in the world
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- the greatest ever tv series
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- That's Just How He Was
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- making certain he was touching her
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- The world was designed for giant squid
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He was found
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The Day the World was about to End
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- The World Was Wide Enough
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- What if the world were flat?
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Was it ever there?
- Same as it Ever Was
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The greatest paper ever written
- All you ever did was let it happen
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
- Devil World
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Blowing your nose is the greatest feeling in the world
- The Greatest Salesman in the World
- The world used to exist in this empty space
- the greatest motorcycle stunt rider in the world
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- as if he didn't exist
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He Was a Crook
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- And as he sang the world began to fall apart
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- More than he was willing to give
- God probably doesn't exist
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- All he left her was alone
- with the devil wherever he goes
- The Devil's Dictionary
- dust devil
- Sympathy for the Devil
- devil bunny
- Devil Bunny Needs A Ham
- Talking on wires is the devil's work
- The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- Kill Devil Hill
- Devil's bridge
- Tampa Bay Rays
- Speak of the devil
- lil devil (user)
- Devil Man
- Black Devils
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