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The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
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Mon Oct 02 2000 at 5:55:24
And the nominees are:
Tony Bennett
Movie:
The Oscar
Year:
1966
Sonny Bono
Movie:
Escape to Athena
Year:
1979
Bob Dylan
Movie:
Pat Garrett and
Billy the Kid
Year:
1973
Orca
Movie:
Playgirl
Killer
Year:
1969
And the winner is
...Tony Bennett, for his compelling role in Escape to Athena.
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