[Noders note: even though this PSA has nothing to do
with a dare, it is nonetheless titled "The Dare"]

Two children are playing at a construction site.  

			GIRL
		We shouldn't be in here!  Let's go!

			BOY
		OK, follow me!

He jumps out of a house frame, over a small gully filled
with gravel, and onto the ground, no more than five feet
away.  The girl does not want to jump.

			BOY
		Whatsamatta, you chicken?

			GIRL
		I can't jump that far!

			BOY
		OK, chicken, I'm leaving you here.

Suddenly, a woman in combat fatigues appears, clutching a
spear.

			WOMAN
		Use your head, Sally!

			GIRL
		LADY JAYE!

			LADY JAYE
		There's nothing chicken about being smart!  If
		you stop and think, there's almost always a better
		way!

The girl drags a plank of wood from inside the house frame and lays it
over the gully.

			GIRL
		I'll use this plank!
		
			BOY
		That's usin' your head!

			GIRL
		Instead of losing it!  Now I know!
		
			LADY JAYE
		And knowing is half the battle!		

Another G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement.

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