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• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• God has no free will
• Reality and Never-Never Land: All in the Family versus The Cosby Show
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• because I am only half of what you need
• show me what the world is all about
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• MY life has no carrot
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• homogenisation of cultural identity in television shows
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• The Donald shows no signs of stopping
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• No Fun At All
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• A community without shame has no future
• Hitler has only got one ball
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Science Has No Morals
• The pretty girl has no friends
• There is no suck, only blow
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• time has no meaning here
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• The Kenny Everett Television Show
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Only a simple computer program : 2
• There is no data, only XUL.
• No Respect For a Living Legend
• Show No Mercy
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All Killer No Filler
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• no soul at all (user)
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• no words about nothing at all
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Because it all burns up
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• The Daily Show
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• ha ha only serious
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Naming Windows computers
• Televisions require plenty of sunlight and daily watering
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Windows XP easter eggs
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• gomame no ha gishiri
• September has such a feeling
• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• hate has no home here
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• A double-edged sword has no point
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• No one has died
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• there are no preferences. there is only understanding.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Only a simple computer program
• There is no rejection, there is only redirection.
• No Respect Film Theory
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• La 1
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• To the Jews of All Countries
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six

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