"Be back in a few, I'm going to go take the Browns to the Super Bowl."

In layman's terms this idiom means: "Taking a poop." But use of this phrase in place of the aforementioned, duller version will gain you intant popularity and friends. The originator of this phrase will most likely remain unknown until the end of time.

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