So you're sitting down to a wonderful meal of cold pizza and Coke, when in wanders your roommate who, like the savage that he/she is, takes a piece of bread and butters it in mid-air, not even bothering to use a plate, and you think "God, I hope I don't look like such a manerless slob on my date tonight."

Well, have no fear. There are two easy ways of accomplishing this - one is to wear No Fear t-shirts and drive like a maniac, and the other is to read this handy guide in Table Etiquette taken from The New Dixie Receipt Book by Annie R Gregory, written way back in 1902, when mankind wasn't such a barbarous lot.

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