Findings:

• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell me what to dream
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Tell me of the nature of love
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Tell me what I say
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me something good
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Tell Me Again
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• There is no real me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Don't tell me everything
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• list of things
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Don't tell me about her
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about plains
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me Why
• tell me what you have in your heart
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Tell me one thing
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• tell me the truth
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Problems with logic
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Someone please kill me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Tell Me What
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Tell me a story
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Tell me of the nature of home
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There is a panther stalks me down
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• tell me all your reasons
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• For me, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tell me a story about drains
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The Five-Card Logic Problem
• Don't Tell Me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Tell me a story about rains
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Tell me about your secret places
• My first comet
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me another lie
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why tell me that?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Though you can tell me
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• So, what's the problem with me?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Someone to Watch over Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• O tell me the truth about love
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Tell me more
• Tell me a story about clouds
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Tell me about my contradictions
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Tell him, she told me
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell Me What You Think
• Tell me a secret.
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Experience tells me not to try
• Before you, there was me
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about trains
• Me versus Mental Health Problems
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Someone looking at a picture of me

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