Findings:

• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm All You Can Think About
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• I'm going to Disneyland
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to kill you
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm going to the moon
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• So why talk about politics now
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so tough
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm Going Home
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• What to do about trolls
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I'm not talking about
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Conventional views about human cloning
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• this is how i'm going to die.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• You, standing
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• What dogs dream about
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• i do not worry about
• A story about a person I do not know
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• I'm about to create a new node!
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Why do we treat them so well?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?

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