Pimp daddy who writes a column for The Onion. Regularly in pursuit of the favors of a fine woman. He proclaims how he will treat her lavishly and then hit her doggie-style till the break-a break-a dawn. Basically a parody of all those smooth guys who dress in silk and have bachelor pads. But he's still my idol. Damn.

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