Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Roadrunners fly mostly by running fast and then jumping with wings extended. Mostly they're trying to hop into trees. They don't do much other flying."

• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They Kept To Themselves, Mostly
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Don't do that then!
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• They don't know what they're missing
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Wing Chun Do
• War by Other Means (e2poll)
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• I don't know what to do with you
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Down by The Cherry Tree
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How fast do you play the piano on speed?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• By my balls, I do swear.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• don't judge a book by its movie
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• What time do you call this, then?
• I don't know what else to do
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• B Battery
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Do Unto Others
• just because they never bothered to really do
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• The goggles, they do nothing
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• What do stars do? They shine.
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Personality is defined by other people
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• bat wings by night
• much visited by bees (user)
• fly by wire
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• And then by the side of the road, I saw
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• How much money do you make?
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• I can do much better than this
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Now you do what they told ya
• Since then, all I do
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• do it fast and thorough

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