1 Grass-grown field.
1 Half-dozen Children (or more)
Several dogs (and puppies, if available).
1 Brook.
Pebbles.
Method
Into field pour children and dogs, allowing to mix well.
Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy.
When children are nicely brown cool in warm bath.
When dry, serve with milk and fresh baked gingerbread
Found on the inside of a yellow tin for index cards, labelled R E C I P E S. I have attempted to preserve the formatting, too.