Thanks to the Internet Anagram Server
, we can see that Rayford Steele
was Left Behind
because he said yes to deferral
when ye fled Terra so
quickly. He's a courageous fellow, not some dreary soft eel
. He is a soldier in the Army of the Lord and he will draft ye or else
. Don't leer, toady serf
, for there's no lady fee roster
posted -- true love waits, and waits, and waits. (Alert! Defy eros!
Remember, Jesus never got it up -- he merely, er, "deftly arose"
... as compared to his elder satyr foe
Fine food can cheer you up after reading pablum. Feel sad? Try roe. This is a real food story, and the authors just keep dishing it out. God must eat this stuff up -- we can see ye fart, Lord. It's the prose equivalent of Chick tracts: defy, leer, roast for eternity.
I predict that you will read story; flee.