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• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Timeline of Education in the United States
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Deaf Education in the United States
• This has not been an easy year.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Sex with a chicken
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Cochran et. al. v. Louisiana State School Board of Education et. al.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Two virgins about to have sex
• based on events that may have happened
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• have an easy fast
• Sex education
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Animals people have sex with
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
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• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Look beyond your education, child of mine
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• What have you been smoking?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• You stole what they would have given you
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• That is a thing that might have happened
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• i have been burning for so long
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• C. Everett Koop
• Sex education for the blind
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Could I Have Been?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• What Might Have Been
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• worse things have happened to better people
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Have you been a dad today?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• you have never been safe
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I have just been shot
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Names have been changed
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• He's been places they have not.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• AES may have been broken
• strengthening education and state sanctioned murder
• Sex education film
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Alaska State Constitution Article VII - Health, Education and Welfare
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Pennsylvania State System of Higher Education
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Sometimes I think this life is too easy
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I could have been Canadian
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• How it would happen
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two

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