Almighty and eternal God,
who created us in Thy image
and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful,
grant we beseech Thee that,
through the intercession of Saint Isidore, bishop and doctor,
during our many nodings and linkings on
Everything 2, a lesser mirror of the grandeur of your creation
Please grant me the strength of spirit
And depth of heart to treat with charity and patience
all those souls whom we encounter.
Saint Isidore, intercede for us, that we won't hunt down
And destroy Malicious Softlinkers like the dogs they are.
Fill my heart with charity so that I have the courage to refrain
From softlinking every stupid node I read to "Shut the fuck up"
Lead us not down the path of systematic downvoting
And grant me the perseverance to node on to Level 6
So I can have a picture on my Homenode.
Through Christ our Lord. Amen.
The supplicant may also wish to light a candle for the soul of the Malicious Softlinker