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Mon Aug 13 2001 at 05:03:27 (12.9 years ago )
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To write stuff.
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My E2 could beat up *your* E2
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Canadian Navy, Phi Gamma Delta
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Veni, Vidi, Bibi
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<graceness> I don't beat up vagrants, I give them valuable survival lessons.



                                                           I hate people.

You should work on that.

                                                                   Gee...

                 I don't think that I can hate people more than I do now.

We know that once a person is perversed, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regard to sex.
-George Putnam, outstanding news reporter.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

Come to E2 looking for good writing? Look no further!

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I have a problem. Instead of keeping booze mostly in the fridge, I keep it inside my body.

Come to E2 to improve your own writing? Look no further!

The best way to learn how to do something is to observe it being done, and then try it yourself. Writing is no different, and writing on E2 is no different. Around here, like anywhere else, how you write depends greatly upon what you're writing about. That having been said, I have a little list of some nodes that I think would serve as a good guideline of what to try and emulate around here.

So, whatcha wanna write about?

I could go on, but this should give you a good basis.


$ <IWhoSawTheFace> I try to FAQ the new women, but Johnny always beats me to it.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.