Findings:

• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He was found
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• At least he was gentle
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was doing so well.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• making certain he was touching her
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• I married him because he was not mean
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• She knew what she was doing
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He Was a Crook
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• he was a punk poet himself
• That's Just How He Was
• some say he was never here at all
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He Was Only Joking
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• All he left her was alone
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• More than he was willing to give
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• doing
• Keep doing nothing
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Doing something with your life
• Learning by doing
• Doing handy
• Doing Time
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• What are you doing?
• We're all doing just fine
• Doing the dishes
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How am I doing?
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• doing it for Natalie
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• A mall full of people doing the Macarena
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Nothing Doing
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• doing a Paltrow
• I'm doing OK
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• What You're Doing
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• doing laundry in college
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Who is doing what (superdoc)
• Doing drugs for fun and profit
• Reasons for not doing drugs
• Doing a runner
• Every cigarette is doing you damage
• teen drinking
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Stop pontificating, start doing
• Howard, this is really doing well!
• doing mathematics
• Doing nothing together
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• What is Windows doing? (Unix scripting example)
• How to know if something is worth doing
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well
• Doing gender
• Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Painting of a Snowman doing Laundry
• Haldir what are you doing here
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• what are you doing with your freedom?
• he who (user)
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• he/she
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Even my faults he adores
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• he says
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He's a good guy friend
• He Knows Not Their Names
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• he just died
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose

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