Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "One Thousand points for whoever has a cigarette for me! Another thousand for a light!"

• A Thousand Points of Light
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Miss One Thousand Spring Blossoms
• what has a thousand eyes, a thousand fangs, a thousand wings and a thousand claws
• Nimbus Two Thousand and One
• You are a thousand people swimming in an ocean of light
• One Telling Ten Thousand
• One Thousand Years of Darkness
• Point refuted a thousand times
• Such are the clouds and storms and quicksands and thousand and one items
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• A Thousand and One Arabian Nights
• one, two, sixty thousand
• One Thousand Ounces of Gold Classic
• On the Occasion of One Hundred Thousand Deaths
• The Thousand and One Goals
• i'll meet you in another world, and hold you for a thousand years
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Frost has traveled a thousand roads
• Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• We would return to one another
• He has redefined me, again and again
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Pity me not because the light of day
• point your gun in another direction
• give me one night to show the savage
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Of our Methods of Recognizing one another
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Each one has their own story
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• the lamplighter climbs one ladder after another
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Looking for one thing, finding another
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• Make me one of you
• one for another
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Tell me another lie
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• One equals point nine repeating
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• call me garbage one more time
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• To me, cigarettes are food
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• feline allergies
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No one has died
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Another point of view
• One another
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• A double-edged sword has no point
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Have One On Me
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• They grow up. No one told me.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How to paste one person's face over another
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Tell me one thing
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• How to project one vector onto another
• There's no point unless you make one
• A Thousand Leaves
• One point five words about love
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• One more cigarette
• One Thing Leads to Another
• You, smoking a cigarette, and me dreaming of stars
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• The "Bloody hell, not another one" London panamaus meet
• another me (user)
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• What in the world has come over me
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Unintentional irony and complete idiocy often go hand in hand with one another
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Experience has made me bitter
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• the light slowly fading outside has become insignificant
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• What golf has taught me
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• If No One Will Love Me
• Make me one with everything
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• No one touches me
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on

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