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• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Five Years, Four Fronts
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• November 4, 1995
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• It's been years since we were born
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• We were built to swim for eighty years
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Faith and Desire in We were built to swim for eighty years
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I was into them after they were hip
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• The Last Five Years
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Five years, three refractions
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Things never were what they used to be
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• National League Rookie of the Year
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• When we were little kids, running
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
• You were here when I fell asleep
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• food fight
• five year mission
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Five Years
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• The first five years of the war on terror
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• Five Years to the Day...
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• When I was ten years old
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• One Thousand Years of Darkness
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• When We Were Mud
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• You were always so good to me
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• full bottle in front of me
• National Front for the Liberation of Iraq
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• A View from the Year 3000
• A True & Faithful Relation of What Passed for Many Years Between Dr. John Dee and Some Spirits
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• The year of Chilean sea bass is officially over
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?

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