Findings:
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I've Never Been to Me
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- oh, and yeah, I know you know who I am
- (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- No One Knows Who I Am
- it never thunders here i am jealous
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- You don't know my GOD
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- I still don't even know you
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- So help me God
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Why I've never been ice skating
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- My God, don't tempt me!
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- god help me
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Please Don't Bury Me
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- Please help me!
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- You know you want me, baby!
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Me and You and Everyone We Know
- I never know what to do with my hands
- The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets
- The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - London
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- She is all I am listening to here
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- You tell me this is God?
- Please Please Me
- I am an IT Department of One.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I've Been Tired
- I've been shot!
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- Oh woe is me
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- Make me one with everything
- I've been completed
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- Oceania has never been at war
- I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- help im a rock (user)
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Help me help you
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- Stay here with me
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
- Don't quote me on that
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Love the one you don't need
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- I'm a stranger here myself
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't let me die nervous
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Don't expect God to save you
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- They grow up. No one told me.
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Dont come near me (user)
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
- There was no one waiting for me...
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
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