Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- No One Knows Who I Am
- No one knows my plan
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- No One Likes Superman Anymore
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Will no one help the widow's son?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- But can you still cry like a child?
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- things you should know about your hamster's cage
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Like there's no tomorrow
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- No one seems to listen to what I say
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Who Knows One?
- Like no place else
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to tackle someone
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- How we know what we know
- New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Act like you know
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- No one wants you the way you are
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- Helping people cheat
- How to ruin someone's life
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- How to interview someone
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- i know you are but what am i
- I will fight no more forever
- Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Be a model or just look like one
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- War hath no fury like a non-combatant
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- Helping a loved one with depression
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- Master key
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How do you write like that?
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- No one touches me
- How to Fight Loneliness
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- Eye contact at a distance
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- No one has died
- They grow up. No one told me.
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- the key commands all emacs users should know
- How do ya like them apples?
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- tag after one like a tantony pig
- Dry bones can harm no one
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- If No One Will Love Me
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- Forgiving someone
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- No Place Like Home
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- How to pack someone out of your life
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- How one man could control the Senate
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- We should all like sex and drugs
- Snooding like there's no tomorrow
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I hold you where no one else can go
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- Things everyone should know about cars
- no 1 knows (user)
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- How to fight Globalization
- to know one's onions
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