The Nine Worthies is a list of the world's greatest asskickers, according to medieval pundits. Our always symmetrical medieval friends picked 3 pagans, 3 Old Testament Jews and 3 Christians.

The Worthies are:

Hector
Alexander the Great
Julius Caesar
Joshua
David
Judas Maccabaeus
King Arthur
Charlemagne
Godfrey of Bouillon

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