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• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• We never asked to be babysitters
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Marks which will never be broken
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Knowledge can never be certain
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Never be the first to let go
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Smarter than a brick?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• play dumb
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I never thought it would be like this
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I'll never be the other woman
• Rebeca Martinez
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Smarter than the average bear
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Things never were what they used to be
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• why you should never be a referee
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• better late than never
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• What can be better than that?
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Names that should never be given to important files
• There will never be another you
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• What is and what should never be
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Don't Be Evil
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I just want to be a drummer
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Thanks boss
• toss the boss
• hugo Boss (user)
• Never say die
• September that never ended
• why i could never live in the city
• Never knowingly miss The Simpsons.
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• You're never alone
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• the trains were never for you.
• Less Than Zero
• What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
• A better model than the one at data general
• music means more than this
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Not to be taken internally
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• boss button
• Contributing to an expensive farewell gift for your rich, rich boss
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks

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