Way back when, there was a not-well-educated man that ran a small town's local pool
. He was getting tired of opening on mondays. I'm not sure exactly why; maybe it was due to his health, or just out of laziness. Well, he hung a sign on his door. It said, written in barely-legible
"NOW NO SWIMS ON MON".
He put a nail stright through the center of the "I
Well, a bunch of boys wanted to swim on Monday
. So when they saw this sign, they were pissed
. They took it and spun it 180 degrees around the nail
It then said:
NOW NO SWIMS ON MON
The boys, amazed, went home.