Findings:

• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Death makes me tired
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• Make Me Bad
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• you make me think of death
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• What makes me beautiful
• math makes me smile
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Things that make me feel feminine
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Make Me Mommy
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Make me one with everything
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• make me hurt you
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• And it makes me wonder
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• That one makes me scream, she said
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• simple answers make me insane
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Make me care
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• She looks at me and she laughs
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• graveyards make me wet
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Make me one of you
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• How do you make God laugh?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• Your tears make me smile
• Don't Make Me Think
• One word that will make others laugh
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I Bended unto Me
• See Me Through Part II
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me another lie
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Killing Me Softly
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• bowl me over
• Lay me down in this long grass
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• All of Me
• They Don't Want Me
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Half of Me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• DCyes its me (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• eat me 2000 (user)
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Before Me
• Evil is me (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Me!! (user)
• spare me (user)
• chase me avalyn (user)
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Dad (user)
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Show Me your Crits
• Walk With Me
• you are magic trapped in a laugh
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Make a meet
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• High school doth make cowards of us all
• How to make chipped text in Photoshop
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• The Queen Mum is clearly a cyborg
• Three minute noodles in just five minutes
• I need a licence to make coffee
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• How to make oboe reeds, Part I
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• How to make a magic picture cube
• Beaky Makes a Friend
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• The Weird Resurrection of the Frog that Makes the Rain
• How to make a solid password
• Similes To Make You Smile
• we could make sandwiches

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