Findings:

• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was my mom for a while
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Mom
• your mom
• my mom
• Soccer mom
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Microsoft does your mom
• Look mom, no hands!
• Dr. Mom
• Call your mom
• forrest's mom (user)
• My mom kicks ass
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Million Mom March
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• The kind of thing mom says
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• Serial Mom
• Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Mom (user)
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• mrichich's mom
• My mom's halloween costume
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• The day my mom died
• Todd McCormick
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• My Mom's Reply
• acting a little like my mom
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• Things I miss about mom
• Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Dear Mom
• Mom and Pop
• Strange movies, Mom, acid, pizza, and John Cheever
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• Moms make the best lunches
• just like mom used to make
• I Love My Mom
• teen mom
• Naps on Mom's back porch
• full-time mom
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• RC's Mom
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Mr. Mom
• psychic mom
• my mom name (user)
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• Moms Mabley
• Mom McCoy's lemon chess pie
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• bored mom (user)
• Just Like Mom
• Moms (user)
• work at home moms (user)
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• ur mom (user)
• ring toe mom (user)
• logans mom (user)
• Your MOM's an arctic berry!
• cool mom (user)
• The day I traded my mom in for a robot
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• Open Letter to a Mom
• my mom brothers (user)
• rascal's mom (user)
• nik's mom (user)
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• mom in need of help! (user)
• hockey mom
• Hi Mom!
• Your mom is a classy lady
• Mom takes off her cape
• Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
• Amazon Mom
• Holy Saturday, Mom!
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• mod mom (user)
• Choosy Moms Choose Jif
• My mom loved me
• mom jeans
• Work mom
• how to put vertical space MOM
• Journey to the center of your mom's backyard
• delusional nymphomanic schizophrenic
• schizophrenic
• A staid schizophrenic named Struther
• schizophrenic scissors
• Paranoid schizophrenic
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Kilroy was here
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell

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