A children's song:
Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?
The extended mix of the Muffin Man song.

Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?

Oh !
Yes I know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Yes I know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

Two of us know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Two of us know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?

Yes I know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Yes I know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

Three of us know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Three of us know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

Continue until everyone in the office is involved....

Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?

Sung by the person who started the round:

Yes I am the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Yes I am the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

So, are you gonna buy a fucking muffin or not you fat faries ?!! I've got a fucking family to feed and I can't stand around here yapping all day. Get back to work !
"Muffin Man" is a song by Frank Zappa from his 1975 album Bongo Fury, which also featured the talents of sometime Zappa collaborator/nemesis Captain Beefheart (aka Don van Vliet). The song is classic Zappa, showcasing his love/hate relationship with the rock music of the 70's. Like many of Zappa's mid-period works, it serves as a showcase for his talents as a musician, composer, improviser, and bandleader. The lyrics, which mock the vapidity of quick hookups and address the inevitable disappointment resulting therefrom, are straightforward and minimal, merely serving to set the stage for another one of his trademark blistering guitar solos.

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