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• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I'll explain it when you're older
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When it all comes together
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Grow Up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Swing when you're winning
• When The King Comes Home
• Come on up to the House
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• When you're alone
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Girl drink drunk
• I only smoke when I drink
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Her hair, tangled
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• You're never around when I need you
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When your time comes
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• What to do when your husband comes home
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• when the time comes
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When You Come
• When the dark comes
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When We Grow Up
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're so come here go away
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When the Boat Comes In
• You know you're a geek when...
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When the great recorder comes
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• When you wake up feeling old
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When Push Comes To Shove
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• When Bobby Comes Down
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When Saturday Comes
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• These are the days when birds come back
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If you mix the sublime and the creepy, what you end up with is creepy
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When Renny wakes up
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• watching the sun come up
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When you're home alone
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• When having sex in Germany
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Buying your first mountain bike
• When I Read Shakespeare
• When I became beautiful
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When your self esteem dwindles
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• When Rabbit Howls
• When Things Were Rotten
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• You're evil
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• You're to Make Young Gems
• Here Comes Your Man
• It's almost like you're real
• Here comes the rain again
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I come to you, defenses down
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• First Come, First Served
• you're respected by the people you know? you're doing something wrong
• Come fly with me
• The lads in their hundreds to Ludlow come in for the fair
• Come, Thou Long-Expected Jesus
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Doors and windows open, she screams "COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER" at the hurricane
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream

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