One of the best
white trash treats one can assemble is the
microwaved salami and processed cheese sandwich on cheap
white bread. I have been told by multiple
people that eating something like this will
make me sick or cause
cancer, but what do they know?
Microwave as much sliced hard salami as you would like, separately. Spread it out on
paper towels to soak up the grease, and then microwave it long enough to get it to a
beef jerky sort of consistency - shriveled, and less colorful - to be exact. Be careful pulling this out of the microwave, and don't mind the smell. Honest, it will taste much better than it smells (sort of a
rancid bacony smell).
Arrange your shriveled salami disks on the
Wonder bread and top with
Kraft singles. Smash the second piece of bread down firmly on the cheese (it's important to do this, or else the
salami falls out) and enjoy.
Cancer, shmancer.