I have just come from an hour long presentation
on Project Management Methodologies
. A topic as near to my heart as a razorblade shoved sideways up my rectum
. Needless to say, the black and white
wordy presentation, coupled with the monotone
of the presenter droning in the background sent me to sleep. This also comes at a time when I am working two jobs
and getting about 4-5 hours sleep a night - every night.
These sleeps were what could be termed "Micro-sleeps", which lasted for only a second or two. They started with my eyes glazing over, and head nodding, then my eyes shut for a brief second (I hope). I’d re-open my eyes and look around the room to see if anyone had noticed, hoping that I hadn’t started snoring.
During these brief sleeps, I actually dreamed. These dreams seemed quite real, and somehow I related the dreams, when I woke, back to where I was and what was going on. Here are some of the dreams/thoughts that went on:
I think there were more than this, but it’s all I can remember
. Note to self: Next time take pen and paper, and write them down, you have to get something out of these presentations.