And now, the MST3k subtitled translation of the Jet Jaguar theme song!

He jock it made of steel
Eats sushi from a pail
Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!
He mother never really love him
He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity
He dickey covers up an adam's apple the size of a Toyota
He basically good-hearted but he'd like to bash that kid against a rock
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
His head looks like Jack Nicholson
Don't smile like that, it will stay that way
Yahmmmaahoaahoaaaugh!

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man

It's really quite a bit funnier if you've actually heard the song...

Robot hero featured in the 1973 Toho film Godzilla vs. Megalon. Created by Dr. Goro Ibuki, Jet Jaguar was stolen by the evil Seatopians as part of a plot to destroy Tokyo using the monsters Megalon and Gigan. Dr. Ibuki regained control of his creation and sent him off to bring help in the form of Godzilla. In the end, the pair defeated the hostile monsters and Japan once more was saved. Hooray for Godzilla! Hooray for Jet Jaguar!

Jet Jaguar could fly, grow to giant monster size, and shoot rays from his eyes. His theme song is unintentionally hilarious, what with the singer sounding like a chicken caught in the midst of a boxing match and all. Jet Jaguar bears an uncanny resemblance to Ultraman except more low-budget and creepy.

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