Findings:

• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When Chris Came Home
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Three Came Home
• I married him because he was not mean
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• The storm, it came up strong
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• More than he was willing to give
• When I left home
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When We Grow Up
• Her hair, tangled
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• "Shut up," he explained
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• making certain he was touching her
• You know you've been away from home too long
• I came, I saw and was undone
• He Was Only Joking
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Boot Up the Divan, Daddy's Coming Home
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• It was not death, for I stood up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When you wake up feeling old
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When I came last to Ludlow
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• he was a punk poet himself
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• When you're home alone
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• When you came
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• and then I woke up
• When I Grow Up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• We like to stay up late at night
• It was better before they came
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• When Papa Bear comes home
• At least he was gentle
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• He's Leaving Home
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• When he became an old man
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• He Was a Crook
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• some say he was never here at all
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He was found
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• A late train home
• When The King Comes Home
• What to do when your husband comes home
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• That's Just How He Was
• All he left her was alone
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• 'just woke up' voice
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• I was once young and had a home
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!

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