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• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• you would have been
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• Zen master
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I would like to have emotions
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• Names have been changed
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• That was the moment
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Hot Dog Vendor Replies to Zen Master
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You stole what they would have given you
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Now here it is, your moment of Zen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Master Dogen's rules for Zen meditation
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
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• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Jumped by a Zen master
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• World of Becoming
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I've been working on my homework
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta

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