Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It probably would only have been a matter of time before I snapped and punched an old lady."

• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Only a matter of time
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• What have you been smoking?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The Land Before Time
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• Evolution is only a theory
• Words that only have one context
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Advice I have been given about girls
• i have been burning for so long
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I may or may not have been naked
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You stole what they would have given you
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Could I Have Been?
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Movies that should have been books first
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Kill time before it kills you
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• What Might Have Been
• Before time takes each year
• I hope I get old before I die.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• A Love Before Time
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Kids have no concept of time
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• AES may have been broken
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• it's been a long time
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I could have been Canadian
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• People have fucked up before
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• He's been places they have not.
• I could have been one of a two
• I've been dead a long time
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Before Time Was
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• never again is what you swore the time before
• There was a time before
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I hope I die before I get old
• A Time Before the Witch
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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