• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I could have been one of a two
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Could you have danced with me?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Penis for a day
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Astro City #5
• worse things have happened to better people
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They could have saved Kevin
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• It Could Always Be Worse
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• AES may have been broken
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• The software hath been released
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Never Been Kissed
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Good as I Been to You
• A little child could never kill this clean
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• it's good to have a moose
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• You have your work cut out for you
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• This is why we can't have nice things
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• you have to wear clothes
• Heart, have no pity
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• The Ten Commandments revised
• This could take all night
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Have I Got News for You
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• Why I have tinnitus
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• I have root on your head
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Words Have No Meaning
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• So you don't have to
• How to "Have People"
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Gifts we already have
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• It must have fixed itself!
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.

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