Findings:
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- You will be assimilated
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- There will be no more stories to read
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- node that will be my legacy
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- The next life will be better
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Someday, I will be strong
- Carl Everett
- Who Will Be There
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Boys will be boys
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Will I cease to be
- If it be your will
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- Fifteen minutes 'til Kyrie
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- I fear I will be nothing
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- The last fifteen minutes
- the world will be remade in our image
- Be different, just like everyone else
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- There will never be another you
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Even the dead will not be safe
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- The Revolution will be televised
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- The end will be a sellout
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- The Fifteen Minute Fugue
- There will be time
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- It will never be just you
- What life after death will really be like
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- They will not be named!
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- I will be your young sinner
- Fifteen Minutes In The Philippines
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- There Will Be Blood
- I will be light
- Noodle Soup
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- My RPG will be a work of art
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Marks which will never be broken
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- there will be a last
- I will remember this quote for future use
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I will always be in the details
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Fifteen minute diva
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- This love will be your downfall.
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- all the cute guys will be there
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Will I be given that chance?
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- I will be in my trailer!
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- The revolution will not be webcast
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- The television will not be revolutionized
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Just Fifteen More Minutes, Honest... (e2poll)
- What you will know in the future can affect the present
- The revolution will not be televised
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I will always be weird inside
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
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