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• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
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• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
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• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
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• Proof that Baptists cause tornados
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• Jazz music is worth sitting in the rain for
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
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• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
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• Spring Rains Weave
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• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
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• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Sex in the Rain
• Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
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• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
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• Fire and Rain
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• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
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• The rain of my heart, a rose
• Rain Classifications
• On Neptune, it rains diamonds
• Rain Bird
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• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
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• A Proof In Time
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• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
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• SciFiQuest 3022: Aliens and Ogres and Elves, Oh My!
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• it looks like rain
• Box of Rain
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• rain gauge
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• The smell of rain
• Sounds of the Tropical Rain Forest
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time

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