• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• This isn't funny at all
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• government intervention isn't automatically a disaster
• Hell Isn't Good
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• explain
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Funny C declarations
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You seek not what you have found
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have root on your head
• How we have grown apart
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Why we have mosquitos
• The choice you have to make
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• Why the GPL isn't Communist
• space just isn't for stars
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• funny bitch (user)
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• My hands have lost their memory
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have lost many things, so many
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• So you don't have to
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• How to have an out of body experience
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• if you have had your midnights
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• 10% off isn't that much ma'am
• Love isn't about fixing people
• Life isn't a box of raisins
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• funny disclaimers
• Funny car
• You have a big finger
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I don't have a television set
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Men have feelings too
• I want to have your abortion
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• Atheists have no support group
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To Have and Have Not
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• Tools everyone should have
• She Will Have Her Way
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• winning isn't everything
• Laughter isn't always the best medicine
• funny
• funny fag
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• You can't have everything
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• I have bad taste in music
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• Could you have danced with me?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Middle-Earth for moviegoers: Why Elendil isn't an antibiotic
• Using Asteroids to explain the topological classification of 2-manifolds
• Funny bumper stickers
• A Smile is a Funny Thing
• not funny
• Have a nice day
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Dogs that have owned me

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