Findings:
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Things I learned from TVO
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- Robots Will Learn to Love Again
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- We reserve the right to learn from experience
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- What I learned from my first doctor job
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- Odd facts of life I learned from Math
- Lessons learned from World War II
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I will not, for anything, repeat the past
- i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Don't take candy from strangers
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- An American in Tours
- Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- Everything I learned from "Survivor"
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- You learn to shoulder them, these cow ghosts
- I will ask them all their dreams
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Stoned music memories
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- don't let them scare you
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
- Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
- Bringing them back from the dead
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- What I have learned from being fired
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
- only then will we be safe from each other
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
- steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- If you don't softlink it, I will
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Things we learn from movies
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- don't repeat yourself
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Things I've learned from Everything
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- What I learned from fingertips under the table
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- Why we learn from the Gods
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- What we learned from songbirds
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- Things I Learned From Working At The Library
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- things I learned from commercials
- What I learned from Iron Bitch
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- What I learned from the Wordmonger's Ball
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What I learned from reading 13 Ace Double novels.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
- we can learn a lot from plants
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Don't
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
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