Findings:

• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Trigun: 2nd Donut Happy Pack TV
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Where You're At
• inhale, inhale, you’re the victim
• house training a dog if you're blind
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• happy voting
• happy stick
• Happy death day, Friedrich Nietzsche!
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You're either with us or you're against us
• you're never anywhere i find you
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• you're my vibrator
• happy hacker
• There is no happy ending
• The Happy Hocky Family
• happy laugh (user)
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• Happy Kitty Bunny Pony
• we will become a happy ending
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• Now you're on the trolley
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're my space heater. You heat my space.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Happy Fun Ball
• Happy Franks
• Happy Kerpuffle Fluff
• A Happy Life
• Happy Christmas Chloe
• The Happy Household
• iam so happy (user)
• Alice, you're the greatest!
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• you're afraid
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• When You're Evil
• like you're blind but still can see
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Happy Nation
• Happy Chan
• Happy Feet (user)
• You're missing it
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• You're the wrong species
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• The Happy Isles of Oceania : Paddling the Pacific
• Happy endings are not our birthright.
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• Happy Jack
• Not just a happy ending
• Happy Harry
• Happy, happy, joy, joy (e2poll)
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• you're so poetic tonight
• You're playing you, now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Grow where you're planted
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Happy Mutant
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• The Song of the Happy Shepherd
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Happy Chandler
• Happy as a hobbit in a hole
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're so money
• You're evil
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Now You're Screwed
• You're the One that I Want
• You're My Honeybunch
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• Happy Hour
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
• Happy Boys And Girls
• Happy (SEASON) to you, (ACQUAINTANCE NAME)!
• bees, I am happy to report, are plenty
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Happy Meal Toys
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• happy horse shit
• The Happy Quarter
• Happy Metal
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• Happy hacking
• happy clappy
• You're too young to be so old
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're the One
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• Happy Noodle Boy
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• The Happy Wanderer
• Not Happy Jan!
• Happy Tree Friends
• Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone

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