• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You're the One that I Want
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
• Love the One You're With
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You're the One
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• don't spend it all in one place
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• I could have been one of a two
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I want to have your abortion
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Words that only have one context
• To the world you're just one person
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't have to remember my name
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• I don't have a television set
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Stoned music memories
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Love the one you don't need
• So you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I have one whole anus
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A reason to drink
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You don't have any real problems
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Have One On Me
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• How to put on a lubber with one hand at the same time
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Never look like you're staring
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• and i don't understnad
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Wow, you're the President!
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• You're my space heater. You heat my space.
• I have a friend
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Do what you have to do
• You're Next
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• In the time you have
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I might have, once.

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