Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If I had a penny for each time some evangelical god squad team has told me that I'm afraid of gods love"

• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• God Loves You
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Whom the gods love
• The Love God?
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• love of god (user)
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• God holds me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• A conversation between me and god
• For the love of /dev/god
• God has no free will
• Some days are meant for Gods
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• To Love is to Reach God
• when the gods are afraid
• God's Love
• God, Love, and the Democratic Process
• To The God of Love
• They think I'm a god
• Time and the Gods
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• boss i wish you had told me
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm not in love, set me free
• My cats think I'm a God
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
• It's all in God's time
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Hindu Love Gods
• You tell me this is God?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• God Loves Ugly
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• So help me God
• Time and God
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• Show Me God
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• god help me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• feline allergies
• God died a long time ago
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• God Time
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• God loves art
• God Loves, Man Kills
• The God of Love
• God is love
• God Hates FAQs
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• God Save the Queen
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Divine Horsemen: The Living Gods of Haiti
• Let go and let God
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• God helps those who help themselves
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• I'm Afraid
• Office Gods
• God Lives Underwater
• Small Gods
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• Praying to the porcelain god
• Mythos : Roman to Greek - A table of Gods
• Morality without God
• God among Lice (user)
• God as a reductio ad absurdum
• The Trees Under the Protection of the Gods
• Playing God
• God (user)
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• false god
• God's Gift To Man
• There is only ONE God
• Man was created in God's image
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• Losing your mind a little each time
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Holy, Holy, Holy! Lord God Almighty
• Machina/The Machines of God
• under God
• Each one has their own story
• Gloranthan Darkness Gods
• They Love Each Other
• Wind God Family
• God is a verb
• God Damn it!
• Into each life some rain must fall
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• My God
• God's name
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
• God's Waiting Room
• God and Goddess
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Before time takes each year
• Water god
• Your God Is Too Small
• Garden of the Gods
• god awful (user)
• Dead God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Each month I love in her own way

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