• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't want to be successful
• Thoughts overheard by the morning
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• There will be time
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Some things that fly there be
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Don't Be Evil
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• There need to be more powers
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Don't be an IM phantom
• There Will Be Blood
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• On the comet there will be much pie
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't be sad
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• don't be a girl
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• We don't fly there anymore
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• there will be a last
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• There can be only one
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Don't judge a band by the single
• all the cute guys will be there
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• There needs to be a man page for females
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• There By the Grace of God
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't go there! (category)
• Be there or be square
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Fossils were put there by God
• Don't Be Afraid
• you had to be there
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• There will be no more stories to read
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Who Will Be There
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• There will never be another you
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right

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