Manager of Spinal Tap for most of their career. (Replaced by Jeanine Pettibone for a while in 1982, as seen in the movie This Is Spinal Tap). Faked his own death in 1990 to get the band back together (the impetus for their 1992 reunion tour was their meeting at his funeral). Carried a cricket bat around on tour with him, as partly an "affectation" in Marty DiBergi's phrasing, but also because " it's come in useful in a couple of situations. Certainly in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is quite often...useful." Bears a great resemblance to Tony Hendra.