Findings:
- I would kill my mother
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Hot pursuit
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I'll never be the other woman
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- eternity would be boring
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- in my own ocean the tide would never rise
- I never thought it would be like this
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The Man Who Would Be King
- They knew what our pain would be.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- To thine own self be true
- Mind without body
- A whimper would be fine
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Where would America be without Canada?
- My life may no longer be my own
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- That would be me
- Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Let us be our own pornographers
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Be Your Own Pet
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you would be seated
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- You mean the me that you would be
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- You will never be a real woman
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- That woman is a wonderful mother
- The best kind of bartender
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- That I Would Be Good
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Just to see what it would be like
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Be your own man
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- You used to be a substantial woman
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- it would be hilarious if only
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- That Would Be Enough
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- If you would be so kind
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Be yourself
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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