Findings:

• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• the water will eat my heart
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I will eat your soul
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Questions we will never have answers to
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The beatings will continue until morale improves
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Many have died; you also will die.
• The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Have brain, will travel
• She Will Have Her Way
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• eat out
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• Don't shit where you eat
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Eat the rich
• Eat Static
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Dog Eat Dog
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Meal, ready to eat
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How to eat a mango
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• the meat we eat
• and I eat you alive
• Why dogs eat grass
• Let them eat cake
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• Watching you eat an apple
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• How to eat a shot glass
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Eat poop you cat
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Eat it, don't read it
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Do not eat
• The Curious Eat Themselves
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Eat any good books lately?
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• All you can eat
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Ready to eat jelly
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Eat The Runt
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• Wog Eat Wog World
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• Everybody Eat
• love to eat (user)
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Pet python eats Cambodian boy
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
• Tigers Eat Hearts
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• Eat shit or puke trying
• You eated my cookie?

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